by Jack Lashbrook
Published on: Sep 13, 2005
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Type: Poetry


I won a months supply of yogurt from the rabbits foot review.
I won my weight in goldfish at the Edinburgh tattoo.
I have two weeks in Basingstoke I'm looking forward to.
Got a beta-max video and a midden-load o pooh.
(old and well composted, not steamy fresh and new)
You can achieve this mighty miracle too.
Sit quietly on your booty and I'll tell you what to do.
Believe that all your cliches are really something true.
Then send them to these publishers and they'll believe it too.


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